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eMailbag: Meet the Mets: 2007 Edition

by Matthew Cerrone on September 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

…too many people have forwarded me this e-mail, which i must assume was originally written by a Yankees fan, and so in the nature of good fun, i have to post here

Meet the Mets: 2007 Edition

Beat the mets, beat the Mets,
Last place teams defeat the Mets.
Hanging sliders, minor-league speed,
Guaranteed to waste a seven run lead.

Because the Met bullpen keeps fading away,
October baseball won’t be at Shea.

Mota…Sosa…,
Every game is now in doubt.
Can anyone who’s on this staff,
Get three men out?

now that hurts…i mean, it’s that raw, deep-in-the-bone type of hurt…but i can take it…i won’t scream ‘unlce,’ no matter how hard you try Yankees fans…