Comments on: eMailbag: Meet the Mets: 2007 Edition http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/ Latest Mets News, Links, Rumors and Opinion Fri, 04 Feb 2011 21:22:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: ck5142 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-22118 ck5142 Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:27:04 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-22118 Met Fans: ITS NOT TO LATE!!!!! Aren't you tired of always coming in second best in your own home town of NY? Wouldn't you like to feel like a winner for once in over 20 years? Don't you want to be more optimistic instead of pessimistic in life? It's never to late to come over to the other side. Even when you lose over hear you can always fall back on the fact that you have won so much in the past that it just is impossible to win every year. Again ITS NOT TO LATE!! For the sake of your children or future children start the conversion process now. Become a winner and better the future generations of your family while you can. Don't you want to be associated with such greats as the Babe, Mantle, Gehrig, Yogi, Dimaggio, Jeter, River, Posada and more? If you are willing to take the necessary steps you too could be a champion. I'm giving all Met fans till this Thursday at 8pm to switch sides and jump on board with the greatest team in sports history. To prove your worth just complete the following steps.... 1. Bow down on one knee and state the following: I pledge allegiance to the Evil Empire. I pledge allegiance to the pinstripe flag and all the winning for which it stands. The Mets are the junior varsity in this city now and forever. Derek Jeter is the clutchest ballplayer in baseball. Mariano Rivera is the greatest reliever in the history of baseball. I pledge allegiance to the God Father Joe Torre. I will no longer compare Derek Jeter to Ole Jose Reyes but will now compare Jose Reyes to Jose Uribe. I pledge allegiance to Joba! Joba! Joba! Joba! I pledge allegiance to John Sterling and Suzanyn Waldman the greatest sports announcers in NY. Jose Reyes is not a patch on Derek Jeter's Fanny. 2. Take all your met gear ( Hats, Flags, Reyes jerseys, etc.) out onto the street and make a pile. Get some lighter fluid and a match. Light up!! Now the most important step: Spin around in a circle and scream out as loud as you can The Yankees Win, The Yankeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! then sing one of the following 2 songs..... Beat the mutts, beat the Mutts, Last place teams defeat the Mutts. Hanging sliders, minor-league speed, Guaranteed to waste a seven run lead. Because the Mutt bullpen and Jose Reyes keeps fading away, October baseball won’t be at Shea. Mota…Sosa…and Wagner too, Every game is now in doubt. Can anyone who’s on this staff, Get three men out? or Beat the Mutts Beat the Mutts Any team can beat the Mutts Ask your kiddies Ask your wife Watching them can take the years off your life Because the Mutts are really booting the ball Watching the homers sail over the wall East side, west side All the walls are falling down And still it’s fair to say to fans It’s still the Yankees’ town Oh the Nationals and the Marlins and Phillies and the Braves Where do they go? To beat the Mutts! Oh the fielding’s often sloppy and the bullpen is a mess What do they do? They beat the Mutts! Oh the fans are true, but Willie has no clue When managing a pitching staff, Cause the Mutts, they are collapsing Not having the last laugh Give them an E! An unearned run! And take away the element of fun! Come on and beat the Mutts Beat the Mutts Little leagues can beat the Mutts It’s a shocker, and it’s sad That the Mutts are even playing this bad The season has ended with the Mutts in the dumps And Willie still an emotionless slug And the legacy will still be Come beat the New York Mutts Put that one in the books!!!!!!! HaHa Marco Seriously though. 8pm Thursday. October baseball. Yanks vs Indians. With this be the year the yanks take their 27th championship? Is Joba, Hughes, Kennedy, Wang, Cano, Duncan the start of a new dynasty with other home grown superstars Jeter, Rivera, Posada, Pettite? A tradition of winning. Come along for the ride!! Met Fans: ITS NOT TO LATE!!!!!

Aren’t you tired of always coming in second best in your own home town of NY? Wouldn’t you like to feel like a winner for once in over 20 years? Don’t you want to be more optimistic instead of pessimistic in life? It’s never to late to come over to the other side. Even when you lose over hear you can always fall back on the fact that you have won so much in the past that it just is impossible to win every year. Again ITS NOT TO LATE!! For the sake of your children or future children start the conversion process now. Become a winner and better the future generations of your family while you can. Don’t you want to be associated with such greats as the Babe, Mantle, Gehrig, Yogi, Dimaggio, Jeter, River, Posada and more? If you are willing to take the necessary steps you too could be a champion. I’m giving all Met fans till this Thursday at 8pm to switch sides and jump on board with the greatest team in sports history. To prove your worth just complete the following steps….

1. Bow down on one knee and state the following: I pledge allegiance to the Evil Empire. I pledge allegiance to the pinstripe flag and all the winning for which it stands. The Mets are the junior varsity in this city now and forever. Derek Jeter is the clutchest ballplayer in baseball. Mariano Rivera is the greatest reliever in the history of baseball. I pledge allegiance to the God Father Joe Torre. I will no longer compare Derek Jeter to Ole Jose Reyes but will now compare Jose Reyes to
Jose Uribe. I pledge allegiance to Joba! Joba! Joba! Joba! I pledge allegiance to John Sterling and Suzanyn Waldman the greatest sports announcers in NY. Jose Reyes is not a patch on Derek Jeter’s Fanny.

2. Take all your met gear ( Hats, Flags, Reyes jerseys, etc.) out onto the street and make a pile. Get some lighter fluid and a match. Light up!!

Now the most important step:
Spin around in a circle and scream out as loud as you can The Yankees Win, The Yankeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

then sing one of the following 2 songs…..
Beat the mutts, beat the Mutts,
Last place teams defeat the Mutts.
Hanging sliders, minor-league speed,
Guaranteed to waste a seven run lead.

Because the Mutt bullpen and Jose Reyes keeps fading away,
October baseball won’t be at Shea.

Mota…Sosa…and Wagner too,
Every game is now in doubt.
Can anyone who’s on this staff,
Get three men out?

or

Beat the Mutts
Beat the Mutts
Any team can beat the Mutts

Ask your kiddies
Ask your wife
Watching them can take the years off your life

Because the Mutts are really booting the ball
Watching the homers sail over the wall

East side, west side
All the walls are falling down
And still it’s fair to say to fans
It’s still the Yankees’ town

Oh the Nationals and the Marlins and Phillies and the Braves
Where do they go?
To beat the Mutts!

Oh the fielding’s often sloppy and the bullpen is a mess
What do they do?
They beat the Mutts!

Oh the fans are true, but Willie has no clue
When managing a pitching staff,

Cause the Mutts, they are collapsing
Not having the last laugh

Give them an E! An unearned run!
And take away the element of fun!

Come on and beat the Mutts
Beat the Mutts
Little leagues can beat the Mutts

It’s a shocker, and it’s sad
That the Mutts are even playing this bad

The season has ended with the Mutts in the dumps
And Willie still an emotionless slug

And the legacy will still be
Come beat the New York Mutts

Put that one in the books!!!!!!!

HaHa

Marco

Seriously though. 8pm Thursday. October baseball. Yanks vs Indians. With this be the year the yanks take their 27th championship? Is Joba, Hughes, Kennedy, Wang, Cano, Duncan the start of a new dynasty with other home grown superstars Jeter, Rivera, Posada, Pettite? A tradition of winning. Come along for the ride!!

]]> By: ck5142 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-22070 ck5142 Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:41:40 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-22070 Yanks are going to playoffs and all u mets fans can suck it baby. Jose reyes aint a patch on derek jeter's fanny. Yeah the yanks choked in 2004 but at least they lost to a team with Manny, Ortiz, pedro, and Schilling on it. You guys can't beat 2 of the worst teams in baseball. Thats a real choke job!!!!!!! Its still a yankee town baby! You got to win at least one world series in 20 years before you can start taking the town back. Have fun watching the yanks and their young pitching phenoms pitching this thursday. Hahahahahahahahaahahaha Yanks are going to playoffs and all u mets fans can suck it baby.
Jose reyes aint a patch on derek jeter’s fanny. Yeah the yanks choked in 2004 but at least they lost to a team with Manny, Ortiz, pedro, and Schilling on it. You guys can’t beat 2 of the worst teams in baseball. Thats a real choke job!!!!!!! Its still a yankee town baby! You got to win at least one world series in 20 years before you can start taking the town back. Have fun watching the yanks and their young pitching phenoms pitching this thursday.

Hahahahahahahahaahahaha

]]> By: LeatherPenguin http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-17820 LeatherPenguin Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:40:01 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-17820 [...] too funny, especially considering the [...] [...] too funny, especially considering the [...]

]]> By: FBones24 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16311 FBones24 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:00:15 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16311 "Oh my goodness gracious!!! Of all the dramatic things..." I could listen to that over and over and over again...can't get enough of it! “Oh my goodness gracious!!! Of all the dramatic things…”

I could listen to that over and over and over again…can’t get enough of it!

]]> By: zen http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16283 zen Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:40:19 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16283 i don't take the yankees seriously since this day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9frdnvnfSTM i don’t take the yankees seriously since this day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9frdnvnfSTM

]]> By: bigdan http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16235 bigdan Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:16:42 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16235 that is actually pretty well put together. ideally you would have mota and schoenweis. sosa has been good for the most part. that is actually pretty well put together.

ideally you would have mota and schoenweis. sosa has been good for the most part.

]]> By: dave27 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16219 dave27 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:59:29 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16219 Fat Man represents every Yankees fan so desperate to get the stink of 2004 off that every 3-game losing streak in a 'bigger collapse' than the Yankees. Don't think for a second that if the Red Sox had handed them a meaningless division title this year they wouldn't all be claiming revenge had been served...they were all dropping "1978" references with no regard to how the Wild Card renendered the whole issue mostly moot. Fat Man represents every Yankees fan so desperate to get the stink of 2004 off that every 3-game losing streak in a ‘bigger collapse’ than the Yankees.

Don’t think for a second that if the Red Sox had handed them a meaningless division title this year they wouldn’t all be claiming revenge had been served…they were all dropping “1978″ references with no regard to how the Wild Card renendered the whole issue mostly moot.

]]> By: Bobby V http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16189 Bobby V Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:39:20 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16189 growing up the only mets fan in an all yankee family in an all yankee section of CT will do that to ya growing up the only mets fan in an all yankee family in an all yankee section of CT will do that to ya

]]> By: dave27 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16180 dave27 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:35:13 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16180 Actually our magic number with Atlanta is 1....but let's not go there. Actually our magic number with Atlanta is 1….but let’s not go there.

]]> By: dave27 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16179 dave27 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:34:33 +0000 http://www.metsblog.com/2007/09/27/emailbag-meet-the-mets-2007-edition/#comment-16179 Last I checked we're still the only 1st place team in NY. I guess expectations in the Bronx have sunk to doing cartwheels over Wild Cards....whatever happened to "anything less than a Championship is a failure"? Last I checked we’re still the only 1st place team in NY.

I guess expectations in the Bronx have sunk to doing cartwheels over Wild Cards….whatever happened to “anything less than a Championship is a failure”?

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