Comments on: News: Mets Bring Back Joselo Diaz

By: Krusty The Klown

Krusty The Klown — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:46:12 +0000

seriously how could he not get some1 like rocco baldelli ohh jeeze, thinking of that trade now it’d be the the yankees traded phil hughes for daniel cabrera

By: jose--jose-jose-jose

jose--jose-jose-jose — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:48:37 +0000

I can only imagine what that convorastion was like…

Duquette: I have some interest in Victor Zambrano. I think he can really help our team thorugh the stretch run.

Tampa GM: Well, we’re open to negotating a deal for him. How about that minor league center fielder of yours Prentice Redma—

Duquette: I’ll give you Kazmir for him!

Tampa GM: Huh?

Duquette: Yea, what do you think about that? We think Scott is gonna develop into a star major league player in a couple of years.

Tampa GM: I Love It! Do we have a deal?

Duquette: Wait a minute… your not getting off that easy…

Tampa GM: Uh oh…

Duquette: Were gonna want another guy in this deal.

Tampa GM: *gulps*

Duquette: I think Bartolome Fortunado is the missing piece in this deal.

Tampa GM: (to himself) oh, thank god!

Duquette: So, what do you think about Kazmir AND Joeslo Diaz…

Tampa GM: (to himself) Who?

Duquette: …for Zambrano and Fortunado?

Tampa GM: (trying not to burst out laughing) Well we are giving up a lot for just a couple of minor leaguers, but I think we can make that deal work. So, do we have a deal?

Duquette: YES!
*Walks away proudly as he lights a victory cigar*

By: Hit The Weights Zeile

Hit The Weights Zeile — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:38:31 +0000

do you think when duquette offered kazmir to Tampa for zambrano their GM thought it was a joke?

By: AzMetsFan

AzMetsFan — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:21:43 +0000

I was thinking the same thing. Unbelievable!

By: professor met

professor met — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:09:54 +0000

We are a masochistic bunch. Scott Kazmir has his own “blog category” years after he was traded! One big ulcer.

By: dave27

dave27 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:08:26 +0000

It’s pretty ridiculous to think we had to include a second player in this dud.

I guess it was to make sure we also got back the immortal Bartolome Fortunato.

By: dsgtrane

dsgtrane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:05:36 +0000

That Kazmir trade’s looking better and better.

By: Number41

Number41 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:02:21 +0000

Joselo is back!
Omar must a been workin’ those phones day and hight!
Don’t know about you, but I’ll sleep like a baby tonight.