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News: John Maine is in Virginia
By Matthew Cerrone - Dec 5, 2007 9:57 am

According to a team spokesperson, Mets RHP John Maine has been in Virginia ‘since the end of last season,’ meaning this silly report from the Daily News is totally false.

…gee, a sensational tabloid report is false…imagine that

17 Responses to “News: John Maine is in Virginia”

  1. mikey_FF says:

    You mean he’s not going to pitch in a skirt this year?

  2. VCarver says:

    :lol: The tabloids will stoop to anything to create a story. Hopefully Maine thinks this is just amusing, which it is.

  3. MetsieFan84 says:

    Ok, let’s all guess where Oliver Perez turn up next. I’m going to say somewhere between Florida and Texas.

  4. Blue_n_Orange says:

    Yo mean Oliver Perez Hilton?

  5. Mike Vail says:

    Whether it is Maine or not that story is hilarious. Can’t wait to see what’s in his locker in PSL when Pitchers and Catchers report in February.

    • kevin2elster21 says:

      hahaha let’s see if there’s anyone creative? Castro? Ramon? You got anything ready?

      • ravi3 says:

        Ha..I still won’t forget the one day where Reyes and Beltran put gum under a cup and stuck in on castro’s hat, and then kept filling it up with stuff…ha

    • JarvisJanesAddiction says:

      Fishnet stockings, bustier, stiletto heels………if he has any fashion sense!! *shudder*

  6. kevin2elster21 says:

    So Page Six says John Maine goes around saying, “I’m John Maine, a pitcher for the NY Mets.”

    I don’t think so. It’s some 6′4″ Yankees fan. They love cross dressing.

    • Gregg says:

      It would be even more sad if we had Livian Hernandez going around “I’m Livian Hernandez, a pitcher for the NY Mets.”

  7. metsman69 says:

    Hmmm.. I wonder if the Daily Snooze, the Official Newspaper of the New York Yankees, will issue a retraction for falsely besmirching the reputation of a memeber of the NY Mets.

    Well, kids, dont hold your breath.

  8. chaseh says:

    I’m more interested in the story right below the Maine blurb. Which hotties are they referring too?

  9. STUBZ says:

    What makes that story false? It says that it was an impostor. Are you saying that nobody can impersonate John Maine while he’s in Virginia?

    • metsgirl212 says:

      this is actually the follow-up story (I won’t even bother to call it a redaction)… the original one was published yesterday and it definitively said it was johnny