In a post to Lonestar Mets, Dan in Texas plays the part of Marty McFly, travels to the future, steals a Grays Sports Almanac, returns and writes about the future, and what the 2008 season will hold for New York Yankees.
However, in his final paragraph, Dan writes…
“It was all very exciting until I found out that while I was in 2030, Matt Cerrone had stolen my Grays Sports Almanac…I returned to an alternate 2007 in which Matt had become a ruthless millionaire and turned Madison Square Garden into MetsBlog Hotel and Casino. Not only that, Matt also killed my dad and was married to my mother. So I traveled back to 1996 and spent the next two hours on a wacky adventure to retrieve the almanac from Matt in 1996, burn it and thus restore the year 2007 to its previous condition.”
…thanks, dan…i think…
…now make like a tree and get out of here…
might want to trade generation k while you’re back then
or bring dallas green back with you
WHAT A TOOL!
now put an egg in your shoe and get out of here
HAHAHAHAHA where is points guy these days
Seriously…does anyone know him? I hope he is alright.
It’s leave you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
No your wrong, Matt’s right. If you saw back to the future, as this was a reference to, Biff always said “Make like a tree and get out of here.”
And if you saw Back to The Future Part 2, you’d know that MikeyLou is just quoting what Old Biff says to Young Biff in 1955.
I will now go and hide in shame for admitting knowledge of that fact.
Now that was pretty funny…besides, i think if you’ve seen part I, you’ve seen parts II and III, so shame on you, mr. itsouryear for not knowing that!
yea that was pretty bad, i thought about posting that quote and thought, some moron is going to think im actually telling cerrone that hes an idiot and he said it wrong. i honestly dont know anyone thats seen 1 and not 2 and 3 its a package deal baby.
I tried to explain that joke to my 6 year old not too long ago. Not quite sure if he got it…
No..Its put an egg and your show and beat it….
hahahahahahaha
Progress is Cerrone’s middle name.
shoe…sorry…ok….i’ll leave
“One Yankee new to criticism was Derek Jeter, who started the season hitting .106. Many Yankee fans attributed his poor play to off the field detractions, namely his love life. In March Jeter began a relationship with Dallas Cowboy Quarterback Tony Romo. Romo irritated many Yankee fans when he began attending home games sitting in Jeter’s luxury box and dancing for the TV cameras in a pink number 2 Jeter Yankees jersey and a backwards pink Yankee hat and blowing kisses to the shortstop in between pitches.”
…that is hysterical!
And this post above is why I come to Metsblog and not the other sites. Ridiculous posts parodying a mediocre sequel are not what I look for when clicking on a mets website.
Now maybe if Matthew Cerrone played the role of Michael in a Mets Godfather 2 parody, THEN you might have something. Or better yet, Chewbacca in an Empire parody
Matt, great job digging up the flux capacitor picture. Where do you find this stuff?
hahahaha almost missed that! hysterical!
Hey, it could happen. That stuff about Jeter isn’t far off you know.
Yes it is. Romo and Jeter are both bottoms. They would never date.
Is your name a Tribe Called Quest reference?
Hey, hey, I’ve seen this one. I’ve seen this one. This is a classic. This is the one where Ralph dresses up as the man from space.
What do you mean, you’ve seen this? It’s brand new.
Yeah, well, I saw it on a… …rerun.
What’s a rerun?
haha i have the DVD box set, i’m going to have to watch this weekend now!
this Back to the Future reference has really raised my spirits.. my Good Weekend Confidence Level is at an all time high of 9.9.
this is so crazy. i heard that make like a tree line this morning on a morning sports show. what are the odds of two independent references in one day to that?
This post is so weird and crazy that I wont begin to tax my brain to make something out of it. Next.
The Back to the Future trilogy was awesome…good times, good times. Although the 2nd one was great, #1 was still like the greatest movie ever.
“Yes. Yes. I’m George, George McFly. I’m your density. I mean, your destiny.”
Ahh…I don’t know why I remember that. Great movie.
this just proves that no matter what good things are going on with the Mets - a great of our fans are obsessed with the Yankees. I have yet to see any Yankee fan ever give more than a passing thought about the Mets let alone post & blog about them. It’s so freakin pathetic & embarassing that Met fans do this ad nauseum - go to any Mets board & see how many posts their are about the Yankees (who don’t even play in the same league).
Oh & that ridiculous blog - wishful, f-kin thinking!
Try a few less bong hits before you post next time, deadhead. This post has nothing to do with the Hankees. Go troll a Redsox site or something.