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MLB.com is reporting that RHP Kris Benson has agreed to a minor league contract with the Philadelphia Phillies.
…if the Phillies thought they had a psychological edge before, then this should really put them over the top… i mean psycho…anna benson…i’m just sayin’…
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Well whatever. Damaged goods.
woo!
I think they can now place the champagne on Ice!
Oh no, mine as well give the phillies the division (sarcasm)…Bensons issue was keeping the ball up..if he does that in CBP the ball will never land…
Now on sale for $19.95 at : “Anna Benson gets Fanatic with the Philly Fanatic…in the pants”, limited supply so order now, it will be on the 60-day wait list by June
ouch apparently my website couldnt make it in the first post…lets try annadoesphilly@fanaticf**kfest.com
Psychologically, how can the Mets get past having to watch Maine and El Duque ably fill 2/5 of their rotation knowing that rehabbing Philadelphia Phillie Kris Benson could still be theirs? Talk about a mental edge.
Almost as bad as knowing we have the good Astro-turned-Phillie closer while the Phillies have the head case…
Can we post a poll on the ex-Met who missed all of 2007 who will be most useless? Benson or Hampton?
“I told (Kris) — because that’s the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I’m going to screw everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team.”
“If I’m lining them up,” Anna said, “I’ll (also) circle into other teams. Whatever team he’s playing, I will screw all them, too.”
Ah, Zen, I remember how much I loved it when I first heard that quote. Probably not as much as the assistant trainer did, though.
If I were Kris Benson I would totally hook up with some random girl just to see the look on Anna’s face when she realizes she has to do eet with Charlie Manuel.
that is a lovely image
um he did cheat on her that year, that’s the funny thing. they almost got divorced over it right?
AS usual, Charlie would pull his pitcher out too fast.
If Kris cheats on Anna this year, and since the’ll be close to NY, does the entire Met team still get to bang Anna? Lucky Johan with these French benifits.
What are French Benefits? All the croissants and fromage you can eat?
you mean we don’t get french benefits?
ha, good one, and fedex is cheaper than UPS!
Probably won’t pan out, but I don’t see how you get on the Phils for making him a minor league offer-most teams do stuff like this. You do need pitching depth, maybe he provides some, maybe not. Even the mighty Mets had to start guys like Jason Vargas last season (twice!)
Thing is, you get Anna in the deal, too . . . and you’ll regret that one soon enough.
I wonder if Brett Myers will teach Kris the best way to deal with Anna when she gets out of line
i loled
Come on Corey. If you’re going to re-emerge on metsblog after nearly an entire winter of hibernation, you got to come out of the gate with something better than a cheap Brett Meyers, wife-beating joke.
i don’t find this that hilarious. Maybe its the implication that she should be beaten. Stick to the Bret Myers jokes Corey.
Sorry, it may have been a cheap shot, but I laughed too….
i lulzed…………. in my mind, def no outloud nor rofll nor lmao
Maybe now he’ll finally live up to his being the number one overall pick in the draft. Yeah, right.
i don’t see what’s funny about this…for a minor league deal benson is a fantastic pickup and a good deal better than tony armas jr.
i mean, obviously he was not coming back here, but i would very happy to obtain a pitcher like benson with no major league commitment.
It is amazing how Philly fans are excited about this signing. Kris Benson is poison on and off the field.