According to Hollyscoop, Mets RHP John 
Maine has a crush on Jennifer Aniston, saying:
“I just love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks and the way she carries herself, her whole demeanor…Oh, yes, the hair. The hair is unbelievable! I think she just gets better looking as she gets older.”
…oh, johnny…don’t ever change, buddy…i mean, did he really say, “Oh, yes, the hair.”…dear god, i hope not…nevertheless, i totally understand the crush…who doesn’t…
On what he would do if he meets her, Maine says:
“”I’d probably be so nervous, I would trip over my feet. I guess I would take some pictures with her and give her a hug. Maybe she’ll contact me somehow and it will actually happen. Wow, how cool would that be?”
…thanks to maura for the link…i think…
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Lol, that reeks of made up quote.
Who the hell actually says “I just love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks”?!?
Thanks for the morning chuckle, Matt & internet.
That being said … damn, I do love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks. Cheers to ya, Johnny.
Cannot. Be. Real.
what a complete dork. i love it.
Hahahahaha
This just made my day. Just when i think Johnny Maine can’t get any more awesome, he does.
You and the rest of the world John……
Can we just keep that picture up all the time, say in the side bar or something?
Second.
Maybe even the non-cropped version?
Yeah, you can see her soft, natural, girl-next-door butt in that pic as I recall.
Oh, yes, the butt.
LOL.
haha…that’s great
maybe he just means he wants to dress like her?
no, but seriously, Jen Aniston is hot. I hope Johnny gets his wish. And then pitches a no-hitter.
Who knows — maybe he was asking to try on that chick’s dress in the bathroom this winter….
“Oh yes, the hair….” — wow….lol
Nah, keep her away from John Maine, for such a hot chick, she cant keep a man can she? Hasnt she been thru Vince Vaughn and Brad Pitt and all these other dudes. She might mess with his heat.
How cool would that be?
I hope John Maine stays in the Mets organization for his entire professional life. How can you not like this guy?
His last comment might be where he screwed up the most.
“I think she just gets better looking as she gets older.”
Johnny- Dont mention the word “old” when referring about an attractive woman.
John, If you win 20 games, I will bet that she will break down your door to meet you.
I think I have seen Jennifer Anniston in the crowd (tv shot) at Met games in the past.
Yeah, that’s the actual reason that her and Pitt broke up. He was a Yankees fan, and she was a Mets fan, and they just couldn’t make it work
I wonder if Johnny would say that as he moved closer to Jennifer and got a whiff of that hair that smells like an ashtray. Aniston is a huge smoker…..
Smoookkkin hot! Would that really stop you? You are a bigger nerd than Maine.
seriously, she could put her cigarette out on me after each time she let me defile her
I would let her use my mouth as an ashtray if she asked.
I’d offer her a cigar.
You guys need to get laid and stop fantasizing about a 40 year old who you’ve never seen without a pound of makeup…
hahaha
Not possible. Nobody is a bigger dork than Maine. That’s why I like him.
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I know the Lights Out Spring Training John Maine could probably land that broad. I don’t know about the guy we currently have pitching in the 4th slot in the rotation..
He’s too good for her. She’s been tainted by that Nancy Boy Brad Pitt and the Buffoon Vince Vaughn.
Anyway, he’d lose the zip on his fastball.
Remember in the movie Dr. Strangelove, what General Jack D. Ripper said about his “essence”:
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first… become… well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I… I do deny them my essence.
“Women weaken legs!”
-Mickey
If I were in the business of dolling out points, you’d have just earned many for what is, to my knowledge, the first-ever extended Dr. Strangelove quote on MetsBlog.
Instead, here’s a kudo. Kudo.
Thank you, but I should have given credit where credit is due: IMDB.com is a great website.
whatever happened to “the guy” who used to doll out the points?
I think he realized that his standing in the Mets community is no better than Cow-Bell Man…
while im not the point guy, i still think you deserve a point for that: + 1
“God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural… fluids. God bless you all” and he hung up.
I remain a fan of the classic “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”
What this has to do with baseball, John Maine or Jennifer Aniston I don’t know. But I like it,.
good to know at least one of our Mets is into women…
After Anna Benson it seems the club goes out of its way to completely hide the wives and girlfriends from public view whenever it has something to do with the organization.
Are we sure Maine is actually right-handed?
Well, Maine is no Brad Pitt, so I think he doesn’t have a shot.
Watch out for Alyssa Milano, Johnny. She likes young pitchers. She had Barry Zito and Carl Pavano and look what happened to them!
Didn’t she pose with Kaz Matsui when he was a Met.
Bah. I stopped dating Brad Pitt’s cast-offs years ago.
Since the dudes are all commenting on Jennifer, I will just add that John Maine is so friggin’ adorable.
If this was the Zoe from Cashmere Mafia, I would definitely say, “Right back at ya.”
Don’t ask why I know anything about that show.
he has the sweetest smile i have ever seen!
sweet, metsblog is turning into a celeb tabloid that my mother picks up on the grocery line. c’mon this is stupid and shouldn’t even be put up
True enough.
But you know what? It’s a ONE-DAY welcome relief from discussing the REAL issues, such as Carlos Delgado, Pedro Martinez and El Duque being at the end of their careers, Carols Beltran’s and Luis Castillo’s woeful hitting, Jose Reye’s maddening inconsistency, Omar’s questionable moves and other such unpleasantries that we, thankfully, don’t have to rehash today as a result of last night’s win and the accompanying little roll the Mets are on.
Don’t worry, tommorow we’ll likely get back to being miserable and talking baseball.
Carlos Beltrans woeful hitting? Carlos Beltran is currently hitting to a .941 OPS. So, um, yeah.
Thanks for brightening our moods with the pleasantries of our current situation……i will go puke now
That interview is real, it was published in the April 4, 2008 Times Herald Record, my hometown paper, and written by Michael Geffner. Since Hollyscoop didn’t bother to attribute her stolen words I thought I would. Go to recordonline and search for Maine Aniston if you care to read the whole thing.
Okay Maine, just no weekend rendezvous with her during playoff time, i.e Tono Romo and Jessica Simpson.
He should be looking to meet Megan Fox.
I know I would.
Two years ago there was an interview with John Maine on mets.com around the holidays. They asked him what he wanted for Christmas and he said, “Jennifer Anniston’s phone number.” He’s had this crush for a while.
Somebody call OK! Magazine! Let’s get this going!
is this a joke?
btw thats one of the great celebrity pictures of all time
We all know what’s to like about Miss Anniston but bear in mind that the hair quote keeps it all G-rated. Good for you Johnny.
who wants to see jerry have his contract extended?
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