Matthew Cerrone

Note: John Maine like-likes Jennifer Aniston
By Matthew Cerrone - Apr 18, 2008 9:09 am

According to Hollyscoop, Mets RHP John Maine has a crush on Jennifer Aniston, saying:

“I just love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks and the way she carries herself, her whole demeanor…Oh, yes, the hair.  The hair is unbelievable!  I think she just gets better looking as she gets older.”

…oh, johnny…don’t ever change, buddy…i mean, did he really say, “Oh, yes, the hair.”…dear god, i hope not…nevertheless, i totally understand the crush…who doesn’t

On what he would do if he meets her, Maine says:

“”I’d probably be so nervous, I would trip over my feet. I guess I would take some pictures with her and give her a hug. Maybe she’ll contact me somehow and it will actually happen. Wow, how cool would that be?”

thanks to maura for the link…i think

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Comment by plasto
2008-04-18 09:12:56

Lol, that reeks of made up quote.

Who the hell actually says “I just love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks”?!?

Thanks for the morning chuckle, Matt & internet.

That being said … damn, I do love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks. Cheers to ya, Johnny.

Comment by johnstearns
2008-04-18 10:16:05

Cannot. Be. Real.

 
 
2008-04-18 09:13:46

what a complete dork. i love it.

 
Comment by Midtown
2008-04-18 09:14:39

Hahahahaha

 
Comment by anditsouttahere
2008-04-18 09:17:29

This just made my day. Just when i think Johnny Maine can’t get any more awesome, he does.

 
Comment by K-Hern
2008-04-18 09:20:55

You and the rest of the world John……

Can we just keep that picture up all the time, say in the side bar or something?

Comment by plasto
2008-04-18 09:29:24

Second.

Maybe even the non-cropped version?

Comment by ToastyJoe
2008-04-18 10:15:43

Yeah, you can see her soft, natural, girl-next-door butt in that pic as I recall.

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Comment by plasto
2008-04-18 10:26:07

Oh, yes, the butt.

 
Comment by ToastyJoe
2008-04-18 10:40:18

LOL.

 
Comment by bhorn19
2008-04-18 10:42:06

haha…that’s great

 
 
 
 
Comment by gomets6091
2008-04-18 09:22:21

maybe he just means he wants to dress like her?

no, but seriously, Jen Aniston is hot. I hope Johnny gets his wish. And then pitches a no-hitter.

Comment by Nutz15
2008-04-18 09:25:49

Who knows — maybe he was asking to try on that chick’s dress in the bathroom this winter….

“Oh yes, the hair….” — wow….lol

 
Comment by nrmax88
2008-04-18 14:00:04

Nah, keep her away from John Maine, for such a hot chick, she cant keep a man can she? Hasnt she been thru Vince Vaughn and Brad Pitt and all these other dudes. She might mess with his heat.

 
 
Comment by Steal Home Jose!
2008-04-18 09:28:35

How cool would that be?

 
Comment by Xavier22
2008-04-18 09:28:48

I hope John Maine stays in the Mets organization for his entire professional life. How can you not like this guy?

Comment by pbelli01
2008-04-18 09:30:26

His last comment might be where he screwed up the most.
“I think she just gets better looking as she gets older.”
Johnny- Dont mention the word “old” when referring about an attractive woman.

 
 
Comment by metlosopher
2008-04-18 09:32:10

John, If you win 20 games, I will bet that she will break down your door to meet you.

I think I have seen Jennifer Anniston in the crowd (tv shot) at Met games in the past.

Comment by Midtown
2008-04-18 14:57:55

Yeah, that’s the actual reason that her and Pitt broke up. He was a Yankees fan, and she was a Mets fan, and they just couldn’t make it work

 
 
Comment by remaxajf
2008-04-18 09:33:01

I wonder if Johnny would say that as he moved closer to Jennifer and got a whiff of that hair that smells like an ashtray. Aniston is a huge smoker…..

Comment by Gasface77
2008-04-18 09:46:40

Smoookkkin hot! Would that really stop you? You are a bigger nerd than Maine.

Comment by metties1
2008-04-18 09:50:26

seriously, she could put her cigarette out on me after each time she let me defile her

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Comment by pbelli01
2008-04-18 10:02:14

I would let her use my mouth as an ashtray if she asked.

 
Comment by Slob
2008-04-18 10:52:07

I’d offer her a cigar.

 
Comment by zer09
2008-04-18 14:52:00

You guys need to get laid and stop fantasizing about a 40 year old who you’ve never seen without a pound of makeup…

 
Comment by gometzies_18
2008-04-18 15:11:32

hahaha

 
 
Comment by Deadpanwalking
2008-04-18 10:58:22

Not possible. Nobody is a bigger dork than Maine. That’s why I like him.

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Comment by bvaz
2008-04-18 09:45:02

welcome to MetsBlog’s Page 6

 
Comment by metties1
2008-04-18 09:48:18

I know the Lights Out Spring Training John Maine could probably land that broad. I don’t know about the guy we currently have pitching in the 4th slot in the rotation..

 
Comment by TRex23
2008-04-18 09:53:14

He’s too good for her. She’s been tainted by that Nancy Boy Brad Pitt and the Buffoon Vince Vaughn.

Anyway, he’d lose the zip on his fastball.

Remember in the movie Dr. Strangelove, what General Jack D. Ripper said about his “essence”:

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first… become… well, develop this theory?

General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue… a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I… I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh… women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

General Jack D. Ripper: But I… I do deny them my essence.

Comment by pbelli01
2008-04-18 10:00:32

“Women weaken legs!”
-Mickey

 
Comment by plasto
2008-04-18 10:08:06

If I were in the business of dolling out points, you’d have just earned many for what is, to my knowledge, the first-ever extended Dr. Strangelove quote on MetsBlog.

Instead, here’s a kudo. Kudo.

Comment by TRex23
2008-04-18 10:12:27

Thank you, but I should have given credit where credit is due: IMDB.com is a great website.

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Comment by Gasface77
2008-04-18 10:13:39

whatever happened to “the guy” who used to doll out the points?

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Comment by metties1
2008-04-18 11:56:35

I think he realized that his standing in the Mets community is no better than Cow-Bell Man…

 
 
Comment by Sh7eleven
2008-04-18 10:20:21

while im not the point guy, i still think you deserve a point for that: + 1

“God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural… fluids. God bless you all” and he hung up.

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Comment by plasto
2008-04-18 10:29:44

I remain a fan of the classic “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”

What this has to do with baseball, John Maine or Jennifer Aniston I don’t know. But I like it,.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Nate W.
2008-04-18 10:17:11

good to know at least one of our Mets is into women…

After Anna Benson it seems the club goes out of its way to completely hide the wives and girlfriends from public view whenever it has something to do with the organization.

 
Comment by toomanyuniforms
2008-04-18 10:20:17

Are we sure Maine is actually right-handed?

 
Comment by casey s.
2008-04-18 10:31:11

Well, Maine is no Brad Pitt, so I think he doesn’t have a shot.

 
Comment by Gaspar
2008-04-18 10:33:40

Watch out for Alyssa Milano, Johnny. She likes young pitchers. She had Barry Zito and Carl Pavano and look what happened to them!

Comment by pvhornet05
2008-04-18 13:08:41

Didn’t she pose with Kaz Matsui when he was a Met.