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Read: House That Johan Built
By Regis Courtemanche - Apr 21, 2008 2:03 pm

According to the New York real estate website Curbed.com, Johan Santana is closing soon on a new 3 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom condo on the Upper East Side.

The site reports that his new building “sports a squash court, a “virtual” golf course and, apparently, livestock.”

…i don’t recall seeing livestock featured on “lifestyles of the rich and famous”, but what do i know…

22 Responses to “Read: House That Johan Built”

  1. mza4eva says:

    To beat traffic over the triboro (or 59th Street bridge if doesn’t want to pay the toll) Is he going to take the water taxi to games or does he have his own boat?

  2. Mets Fan on Wall St. says:

    Livestock? Are they going to sacrifice some chickens to get Pedro Cerrano..err, Carlos Delgado his swing back?

    • MacD81 says:

      I always thought Delgado looked more like Yule Brenner from Cool Runnings, but I guess with that you lose the baseball connection.

      • Mets Fan on Wall St. says:

        Feel the rhythm, feel the ride…

        • mza4eva says:

          Sanka, you dead mon?

        • ravi3 says:

          “How about we draw a line down the top of your head and then it will look like a butt?”

        • Mets Fan on Wall St. says:

          Although they had the guy with a lucky egg. So chickens, eggs, whatever it takes, get the big guy (anyone else ever see the irony that a guy of his size is named Delgado) back to something that resembles a productive hitter.

          Getting back to topic of this thread, I live on 1st Ave in the 60’s, who knows if I’ll bump into Johan, although I hardly think Johan shops at Gristedes.

        • mza4eva says:

          He’ll probably shop fresh direct…I at least hope so, don’t want him turning into David “more pounds than career wins” Wells by eating all the resteraunts in that area

  3. murpheeee says:

    Wonder if he’ll invite Roger Clemens over for a BBQ?

  4. Zoe says:

    $3 mill and a lower floor? I’m surprised he didn’t upgrade. D-Wright’s got a $6 mil penthouse on much less than half the contract :-)

  5. jamesi11 says:

    Maybe we should Sankas lucky egg….Give it to Yule Brenner (Delgado)….and we’ll have him put it in a shoe, and beat it.

    For good luck, you know.

  6. dykstraw says:

    livestock = cockfighting

  7. CaseStreet says:

    Damn, I was hoping he’d move out to Queens.