There is a seller on eBay who is auctioning off a pretty funny “New York Mets Next Year Kit and More”.
The kit partially includes:
Dora the Explorer Band-Aids – to bandage that wounded pride
Orbit Gum - to rid your mouth from the bad taste left from last season
Kleenex - to wipe away all the tears you shed
Personalized Sympathy Card – expressing heart-warming sympathetic thoughts
Jimmy Rollins Baseball Card & Sharpie – intended to be therapeutic
Just goes to show, you can find anything on eBay.
…hat tip to abbey m. for the link…





