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News: Mets sign Elmer Dessens
By Matthew Cerrone - Feb 5, 2009 6:58 pm

The Mets have signed free-agent RHP Elmer Dessens to a $600,000 minor-league contract, according to the Denver Post.

The 38–year-old Dessens is 7–11 with a 5.95 ERA through the last three seasons, during which he made five starts and 78 relief appearances, while walking just 38 batters in 115 innings.

He has pitched for eight teams in his 11–year career.

68 Responses to “News: Mets sign Elmer Dessens”

  1. dominicanboy08 says:

    matt, he is a righty

  2. SheaHeyKid24 says:

    YES!

    • rM teM says:

      Jesus Christ!! Over half a million for a guy who is 7-11 with an era of about 6???
      What is he hired to do? Work with the grounds crew?

  3. JefJarrett says:

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not that I care, just that since I read about this on MLBTR, I couldn’t wait for Matt to post it and see the irrational comments that will follow.

    I’ll start making the popcorn now ;-)

    • MetsFan4Decades says:

      LOL. Seriously, don’t know why some get all bent out of shape about minor league signing. They need a roster for those teams, same as the big leagues. They don’t all come from young guys and drafts…

    • Brock Landers aka The Original Kingman 26 says:

      HAHAHA! Better make a big bucket of popcorn….

  4. weneedhelpnow says:

    what the hell is a elmer dessens?

  5. NYMetsTalk says:

    22.50 ERA last year; 4 IP, 10 hits/10 runs w/ ATL last year.

    No issue though, he’ll be in the minors.. its the lefty signing we must watch out for.. Ohman perhaps

  6. weneedhelpnow says:

    yeah i’d take him over manny

  7. NewYorkMetfanatic62 says:

    on Mets Hot Stove, they mentioned that Omar contacted Will Ohman’s agent.

  8. oleosmirf says:

    his name is Elmer, thats amazing…

  9. metsfanmurph says:

    There is another 600,000 that could have gone to Manny

    • Brock Landers aka The Original Kingman 26 says:

      Excellent point! Now we would just be oh, about $49,400, 000 short….

    • adropofvenom says:

      Not even, if you read the article it said he’s only guaranteed $72,000. The rest is obviously incentive based, which considering he’ll never make the big leagues, he’ll never see.

      • Brock Landers aka The Original Kingman 26 says:

        Correct my friend, but the truly devout Mannyac(c)(r)(tm) NEVER lets a small detail like this interfere with worship of the all-powerful MANNYCOUPONS, of the career .943 BA w/RISP.

      • darkstar73 says:

        people who make posts like that obviously don’t know how to read, or else he would have seen that in the article. People can post all they want about Manny, but this team ain’t going over the luxury tax threshold. Sorry!

  10. LetsGoMets123 says:

    AND THE REASON FOR THIS IS…????
    WHY

  11. Bluewater3272 says:

    I’ve read that Elmer has THE worst breath in the big leagues…

  12. mets4ever900 says:

    come on guys u have to understand that they have a MINOR LEAGUE SYSTEM so they need to fill those spots… so dont freak out hes not gonna be in the majors this year… i hope

    • tonyatlas44 says:

      Yes, I DO understand that we have a minor league system. I DON”T understand why it is being populated with 38-year old has-beens.

      Just my 2 cents.

  13. NPerez says:

    This guy won’t even be helpful in the minors. He’s awful. Completely awful.

    • darkstar73 says:

      you’re absolutely right, we need to trade for Nathan and Pabelbon to be our AAA bullpen stalwarts.

  14. The Captain says:

    If anyone would scroll to my november posts of a plan the mets should take. I was the first one to say sign Elmer Dessens, now 4 months later my prayers have been answered. …………………………………….NOT!

  15. Mr North Jersey says:

    >=)

  16. PhiloBeddoe says:

    Mets get Elmer Dessens….we’re going to sign seventy non-impact, sub-par position players\pitchers until we reach the 10 million we could have gave Hudson or the 25 mil Manny would have required…

  17. tbinct says:

    Omar: “Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I’m hunting Elmer”

  18. ProudMetFan says:

    $600,000 deals are the best!

  19. cver says:

    This is leading to even more Dessention!:)

  20. sarge71 says:

    why do we want Jorge Sosa back?
    oh wait…this guy just 6 years older

  21. dave27 says:

    Hopefully Matt will just stop posting when the Mets sign players to minor league deals…

  22. The Slider says:

    YO YO YO!!!

    *****BREAKING NEWS*******

    BILL PULSIPHER IS THE STARTING PITCHER FOR PUERTO RICO IN TONIGHT’S CARIBBEAN WS GAME.

    Update:

    Bill Pulsipher with a 1-2-3 first inning. One K.

  23. BBmetsfreak36 says:

    Get Pudge to a minor/major leage deal.
    Not garanteed but if doesn’t make the 25 man roster can declare his independance. Let him and Castro duke it out for the spot.
    Odalis Perez just signed a minor-leage deal with the Nationals. Dammit I wanted him on the depth chart. It’s a minor leage contract, he’s cheap, lefty and made 14 quality starts last year. But no big loss.

    and who is this guy dessens?? Eh w/e.

  24. mdemaio says:

    Somewhere in the Dessens house is a drawer full of pics of the Wilpons at the Mayflower hotel in compromising positions…there’s no other reasonable explanation for this…

  25. egnirc says:

    We are in for a long few weeks being that theres only 15 guys on the 25 man Bisons roster.

    The complainers will have about 10 more signings like this to cry about.

  26. Al Kykyoras says:

    Awesome! Sweet! Super!

    Lets throw some more shizzle at the wall and see what sticks!!!

    Gotta stock up for that AAAA team! YES!

    Lightning in DA bottle yo!

  27. Al Kykyoras says:

    BTW – I’m counting down the minutes until the next scrub signing I can complain about. Whoopie!

  28. met-lover says:

    Met-Lover says:

    Another brilliant move Omar (but we don’t have the money) Minaya.$600,000 wasted.

    • met-lover says:

      I finally figured it out. Omar is silently working for Madoff!! He is seriously wasting Wilpon’s money.

  29. alex.422 says:

    ANOTHER FU****** GARBAGE!!!

    GREAT JOB OMAR MINAYA!!!!

  30. Jmiles says:

    He will go over real well in NY.Then again if he pitches well he will automatically become a fan favorite
    Still some of the blame should go to his parents who should have known better than to name their kid Elmer
    Can’t wait to hear Gary,Ron and Keith talk about him

  31. egnirc says:

    Can someone change the post already?
    He’s guaranteed $72,000. up to 600k with incentives.

    And if he makes those incentives doesn’t that mean he did well?

    • egnirc says:

      My bad slightly, $72,000 MiLB and if he gets called up $600,000 for MLB.

      But i think if this guy gets called up the team has much more concerns than 600k.

  32. SenatorSteve says:

    I thought Omar said “No more big moves.”

    He was just being sneaky…
    What a master of distraction, hiding our love affair with Elmer Dessens.

  33. realmet says:

    You know what, this should bring about ridiculous comments becuase it’s a ridiculous signing. Sometimes I think Omar just gets bored and makes a move for the sake of making one. Ala the Heath Bell/Ring for Adkins and the OF’er who’s name escapes me, Bannister for Burgos and Matt Lindstrom/Henry Owens for Bostick and Vargas deals. I can understand stocking the 3A roster a bit, but now it’s really getting stupid. Way, way too many bad picthers and Of’er that can’t hit a lick. AND, the majority of the OF’ers hit lefty (which we don’t need)and most of the pitchers throw right handed. (which again we don’t need)

  34. hjhjhjhjhj says:

    some of you guys really need to get a grip….i thought you were lost before, but some of these comments show your utter lack of understanding of this sport and business side of it….please do your self a favor and never post here again….