Comments on: News: Francoeur getting MRI

By: ericloz

ericloz — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:07:05 +0000

This team just needs to shelve their remaining semi-core players and send them home before somebody gets really hurt.

We nee to invite the Pope, have some Protestent conventions and a Voodoo doll night give-away before next season.

This is beyond surreal.

By: ExileInLA

ExileInLA — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:06:47 +0000

Only our catchers have stayed healthy…it’s ruining our ability to field a major-league caliber Disabled List Team.

(Of course, Ollie Perez would no longer qualify for a major-league caliber DL team either…)

By: Zoe

Zoe — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:08:16 +0000

The MRI sees these guys more than their wives do

By: lisametsfan

lisametsfan — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:07:15 +0000

From Opening Day when Pelfrey gave up a lead-off HR (and then fell off the mound on national tv) the baseball gods have shown their anger at our beloved Metsies. Seriously, was Citifield built on some ancient sacred buiral ground that we don’t know about?

Either that or Willie Randolph has a voodoo doll and has been having himself a grand old time. Stop, Willie, stop! Enough already!!

By: MrMustSeeTv

MrMustSeeTv — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:27:46 +0000

I think this organization needs to do an immediate investigation into who happened to find and read from the freakin’ Evil Dead book because this freakin standium have a demonic kharma. Good grief.

Forget a #2 starter or power hitter. This team needs to trade for a priest to conduct an exorcism.

By: theperfectgame

theperfectgame — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:17:06 +0000

Yup, same thought.

By: Ted Berg

Ted Berg — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:14:51 +0000

Agreed. I was going to put some italicized comment at the bottom there about the injuries or whatever, but what hasn’t been said?

By: starz31

starz31 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:13:19 +0000

i think we’ve ran out of jokes for this team.